Einhornfleisch aus der Dose

Wer noch für die Feiertage einkaufen muss: bei Think Geek gibts billiges Einhornfleisch aus der Dose:
"As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite." Canned Unicorn Meat
(via rainbowzombies ate my unicorn)